hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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