just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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