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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.

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• (925): View more from California

  Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette

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• (760): View more from California

  Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...

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• (714): View more from California

  It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going

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