Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going