If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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