'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I think a kid would responsible me up
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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