We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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