scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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