Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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