you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Are my feet made of real feet?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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