Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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