Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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