wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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