About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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