i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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