I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just forgot I was standing up.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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