why didn't you poke me back
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
