Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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