Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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