I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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