idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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