I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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