quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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