? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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