id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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