Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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