i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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