How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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