Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
people are starting to question the shark bite story
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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