Porn is love you can see.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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