This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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