Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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