We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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