im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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