I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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