Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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