She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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