He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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