so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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