My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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