I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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