is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
