It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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