hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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