I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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