By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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