Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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