I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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