new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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