I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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