Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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