she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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