he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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