Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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