oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
it's like iHOP with fire
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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