why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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