god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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