my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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