Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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