I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
