so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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